wanda be like: alternate universe - sitcom, established relationship, 100k words, fix-it, no one dies/everybody lives, absolutely no angst, canon is whatever i want it to be
Claire “this man just survived a point-blank gunshot to the neck with no external injuries and then broke four syringes before being swept off his feet by a scrawny brunette who claims they are being chased by a homicidal mind-controller, must be Tuesday” Temple
